Tag: humor
member name: Fran S.
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March 08, 2008 08:46 AM EST --
Dear wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have . . .
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October 28, 2006 05:39 PM EDT --
Mexican Restaurant :
An American Cowboy stopped at a restaurant in Mexico .
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a scrumptious looking platter
being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, . . .
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October 28, 2006 05:44 PM EDT --
Subject: New Tennessee Quarters
Hang on to any of the new State of Tennessee quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more than 25 cents.
The U.S. Treasury announced today . . .
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January 27, 2007 09:21 AM EST --
My friend who is retired sent me this in an email this week, I choked on my coffee, it really is THAT funny :-)
Read it and laugh~~
FREE Entertainment for Retired People
Working people . . .
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September 28, 2006 07:53 PM EDT --
Sex in the kitchen...
She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walks in. She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me at this very moment."
His . . .
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September 13, 2006 07:46 PM EDT --
What's a man's ultimate
embarrassment?
Walking into a wall with an
erection and breaking his
nose.
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November 14, 2006 07:04 PM EST --
A man owned a small ranch in Texas. The Wage & Hour Dept. claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. I need a list of your employees and how . . .
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February 22, 2007 06:44 PM EST --
A woman comes home and tells her husband,
"Remember those headaches I've been having all these years?
Well, they're gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks,
"What . . .
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September 08, 2006 08:39 PM EDT --
The Reverend John Fluff
The Reverend John Fluff was the pastor of a small town in Ireland. One day he was walking down the high street, when he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in . . .
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September 29, 2006 01:54 PM EDT --
Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in The Villages, in Florida .
They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company. . . .
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September 30, 2006 07:07 PM EDT --
The Pastor's Ass
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
The local paper . . .
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October 13, 2006 01:26 PM EDT --
Scene From an Italian Restaurant ...*
A wealthy man is having an affair with an Italian woman and has continued
the affair for a few years.
One night, over dinner at the mistress's favorite . . .
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October 13, 2006 01:40 PM EDT --
OSAMA OH NO!
Precious
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found
a bottle on a beach and picked it up. . . .
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October 21, 2006 06:45 PM EDT --
I'll start with Jumbo Shrimp
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December 15, 2006 08:18 AM EST --
In case you missed it on the t.v. show 60 Minutes, here is what Andy Rooney thinks of women over the age of 40 .... I always thought that Andy Rooney was a Smart Man, now I know for sure!!
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October 12, 2006 06:56 PM EDT --
"No good deed goes unpunished"
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses
One day, a letter came addressed . . .
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November 29, 2006 06:44 AM EST --
I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is
those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto
their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So, I'm
wearing my . . .
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September 30, 2006 07:34 AM EDT --
The minister had just had all of
his
remaining teeth pulled and new
dentures were being made.
The first Sunday after the surgery,
he only preached for 10 minutes. . . .
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September 28, 2006 07:31 PM EDT --
Smart Ass Answer #5:
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed at . . .
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September 30, 2006 07:29 AM EDT --
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